Upcoming: Where are the Joneses’s EventsPosted by Jonti Bloom on August 9, 2007
Whether to follow Dawn or Ian:
– with Dawn I’m more likely to end up dead in a gutter
– with Ian I’m more likely to get drawn into a tawdry world of role playing games & pizza which I fear I might enjoy
– I’m not sure I can face a long journey with Roy
– I’m not sure I can face a considerably longer journey with Dawn
– there are other parts of Europe I’d still like to see
– I miss my mum’s cooking (& laundry) services
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Posted by The Joneses on August 9, 2007
I’ve known Roy since I was about 6.
Roy can hold his breath for seven minutes, which is more than some otters.
Roy learnt about poisons in the TA, and when My Dad Who Brought Me Up swallowed that acetone it was Roy who pummelled it out of him and fed him apple juice.
Roy used to have a girlfriend called Sushila who had a tattoo of a panther on her back.
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Posted by Dawn Jones on August 9, 2007
Being broke in one of the worlds most glamourous cities has given me greater insight into materialism. If I ever get back on board the gravy train I’ll only ever buy own-brand asprin and I’ll never spend more than £20 on a body warmer.
Love & light,
Dawn x
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