Where are the Joneses?

Roy

Posted by The Joneses on August 9, 2007

I’ve known Roy since I was about 6.

Roy can hold his breath for seven minutes, which is more than some otters.

Roy learnt about poisons in the TA, and when My Dad Who Brought Me Up swallowed that acetone it was Roy who pummelled it out of him and fed him apple juice.

Roy used to have a girlfriend called Sushila who had a tattoo of a panther on her back.

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