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53: ‘King Prawn of Alicante’

Posted by Jonti Bloom on July 30, 2007

When I first started out as a documentary film maker I made a list of things I would never do even for a great story:
1. Put the lives of my immediate family in danger
2. The human trafficking of children
3. Have sex with a woman who marks less than 4/10
4. Black up in inner city areas
5. Sleep rough
6. Eat directly from a tin.
Looks like I’m going to have to revise the last two.

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Christina’s folly

Posted by Dawn Jones on July 2, 2007

Dawn striking a pose

I am beautiful, no matter what they say. Words can’t bring me down. So sang Christina Aguilera. Who is an idiot. Words can bring me down. And if they can bring me down, they can bring anyone down because I’m made of strong stuff.

Christina, if you’re reading this I didn’t want to bring you down. You’re not an idiot per se but that particular lyric was ill-conceived.

Love and Light

Dawn x

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