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91: Road movie

Posted by The Joneses on September 6, 2007

Art house cinema – it takes me back. As a student I created a film entitled ‘Societies Rejects’ – it was a 7 hour continuous shot from the bottom of a rubbish bin as it filled up.

Unfortunately the first thing to be dropped in was a large cup of coke. It broke the record mechanism so most of the film was just black. Commercialism destroys art yet again.

Michael J Knight

Music by Whiteroom.

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89: Back to Blighty

Posted by michaeljk on September 4, 2007

Back to Blighty. I return to England with mixed emotions.

For one, there are still siblings to meet in other countries; interesting characters, that for now, may not feature in my documentary.

On the other hand, I’ll be able to nip into Waitrose for my favourite Potato salad.

Michael J Knight

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87: We drove all night

Posted by michaeljk on September 2, 2007

Cherry Ledojo, the man in the windmill and a late night dash to Holland – this is exciting.

Although I didn’t get any dinner and I don’t think those wiener’s and Pelvus sauce agree with me.

Michael J Knight

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86: Wim’s treat

Posted by michaeljk on September 1, 2007

I can’t say I’m a fan of the sauce, a little to rich for my taste but Wim’s a charismatic man.

I’m definitely re-visiting the polo neck/ suit jacket combo when I get home.

Michael J Knight

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85: Taste test

Posted by michaeljk on August 31, 2007

A celebrity sibling, well at least in Germany. I still can’t work out if that’s a wink or a tick.

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84a: Sourcing Wim

Posted by michaeljk on August 30, 2007

If Ian hadn’t have bought those trousers where would we be?

A kind twist of fate – yes, but I’m not sitting next to him in the car if those trousers retain their charge.

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82: Free Bibi

Posted by michaeljk on August 28, 2007

Documentary tip #4

– A Documentary film maker is sometimes denied entry.
– Improvise – always carry radio mics and get a great visual.

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81: Call it fate

Posted by michaeljk on August 26, 2007

My last memory of riding on a ski lift didn’t have a happy ending.
1989 – School trip to the Isle of Wight to see the Needles, I saw it as a perfect opportunity to ask a girl out. When she declined we spent the remaining 15 mins in silence.

Michael J Knight

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80: Mount Bibi

Posted by michaeljk on August 26, 2007

Documentary tip # 3

Never lose sight of your subjects.

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77: Mr Nibbs

Posted by michaeljk on August 23, 2007

Documentary tip #2
Occasionally something will land in your lap, which can shape your documentary.

Go with it, you never know what might happen.

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76: Fork in the Road

Posted by michaeljk on August 22, 2007

A late night decision on the route can always take a strange turn.

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75: Who is Zzabur Cerebus?

Posted by michaeljk on August 21, 2007

As Zzabur said ‘what a ride’. I’m still trying to come up with a title for this documentary, any suggestions?

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74: The morning after

Posted by michaeljk on August 20, 2007

Documentary Tip #1 – Ensure your camera has night vision.

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73: Croatian Chips Up

Posted by michaeljk on August 19, 2007

After the drama of yesterday, we are straight on to the trail of Zzarbur Cerebus. I’m growing a beard as I feel it’ll help me bond with Ian.

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72: Pop Bang!

Posted by michaeljk on August 18, 2007

Documentary making involves taking risks. But there’s only so much I’ll do in the line of duty.

Michael J Knight

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