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59: Money for Nothing

Posted by Jonti Bloom on August 5, 2007

This is genuine. Not one of these fake scenes from those lightweight documentaries which are everywhere at the moment.

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42: The Spectactacle

Posted by Jonti Bloom on July 19, 2007

This is the most exciting live event I’ve covered since Big Brother 6 winner Anthony Hutton opened the new Somerfield in Darlington.

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26: Logg’s Return

Posted by Jonti Bloom on July 3, 2007

As the maker of shows such as Relationship Ram Raid and Secret Loft Converters I have to take risks. And that means a lot of apologising.

To save me much unnecessary bother, I carry ready made apology letters along with my location release forms.

All I have to do is fill in the detail of the item my production team have broken or lost and then sign at the bottom.

Easy peasy.

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13: It’s Unnatural

Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 21, 2007

Dawn’s starting to get right up my nose. She asked me this morning whether she has ‘image approval’ for what I shoot.

She read in some magazine that Davina McCall gets image approval and now she wants it too.

What next? ‘I’m ready for my close-up, Mr Bloom.’!?

Fat chance.

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