Where are the Joneses?

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57: Fonzi Duplo

Posted by Jonti Bloom on August 3, 2007

Italy really is Jonti Bloom’s spiritual home:

– The best cars
– The best food
– The best clothes
– The best women
– The best football

And it’s acceptable for you to live with your mum past the age of 30.

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41: Sensitive Maverick

Posted by Jonti Bloom on July 18, 2007

When I directed a block of the programme, Ready, Steady, Digest (the post show discussion of Ready, Steady Cook), I got to meet a lot of celebrities: Anthony Hutton (BB6), Duncan Goodhew, Sandi Toksvig, Mark Almond and many others.

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38: The responsible zone

Posted by Jonti Bloom on July 15, 2007

What’s the car equivalent of cabin fever?

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26: Logg’s Return

Posted by Jonti Bloom on July 3, 2007

As the maker of shows such as Relationship Ram Raid and Secret Loft Converters I have to take risks. And that means a lot of apologising.

To save me much unnecessary bother, I carry ready made apology letters along with my location release forms.

All I have to do is fill in the detail of the item my production team have broken or lost and then sign at the bottom.

Easy peasy.

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7: I’ll even go there…

Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 18, 2007


Dawn and Ian have gone a little mental. Could be something to do with Brighton? Could be something to do with Father’s Day?

At least they have each other now.

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6: Who’s My Daddy?

Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 17, 2007


I’m not sure he’s firing on all cylinders. There’s a light on but there’s no-one at home – unless they’re hiding in the basement.

Nice enough bloke though. What do you think?

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Day 2 – Ian’s blog

Posted by Ian Jones on June 16, 2007

How are we going to get in?

I have just got out of a car boot and been asked to type my feelings onto a computer. I feel cramp mainly. Cramp and fear. He is filming as I type this.

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4: Mrs Warren’s Angel

Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 16, 2007


Dawn’s been crashing at her mate Janine’s while she’s down in London. If you ask me, Janine’s the cow! 3 days I’ve been filming at her place and she hasn’t even offered me a cup of tea. Hasn’t she read my rider?

Jonti Bloom loves tea.

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3: Jar full of Memories

Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 16, 2007


Looks like Dawn’s heading to Europe with or without Ian, and jeez, is she taking a lot of bras or what?! She must be hiding udders. Anyone would think she’s a cow! (She’s not a cow – either in the figurative or literal sense).

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2: Ian!

Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 15, 2007


And then Dawn said she wanted to meet sibling #1, a fella called Ian. Don’t know how they are going to recognise each other. Dawn seems to think she will know. Female intuition she calls it.

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1: Where is my family?

Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 15, 2007

‘The 27 siblings I never knew I had’ was the headline that miraculously landed on my desk. A couple of phone calls later and Jonti Bloom’s bagged himself another all-expenses paid trip in the name of light entertainment.
Bonza!

I wasn’t quite sure what was happening but Dawn took me to this place where she received the big news…….

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