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75: Who is Zzabur Cerebus?

Posted by michaeljk on August 21, 2007

As Zzabur said ‘what a ride’. I’m still trying to come up with a title for this documentary, any suggestions?

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43: Radio Ga Ga

Posted by Jonti Bloom on July 20, 2007

Without relinquishing any authorial control, here Jonti Bloom gives someone else a chance to ask the questions.

If anyone knows where Snowy Saltamente is, write to Ann Bateson’s radio programme ‘Madrid Live’ at madridlive@wanadoo.es on Radio Círculo.

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42: The Spectactacle

Posted by Jonti Bloom on July 19, 2007

This is the most exciting live event I’ve covered since Big Brother 6 winner Anthony Hutton opened the new Somerfield in Darlington.

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41: Sensitive Maverick

Posted by Jonti Bloom on July 18, 2007

When I directed a block of the programme, Ready, Steady, Digest (the post show discussion of Ready, Steady Cook), I got to meet a lot of celebrities: Anthony Hutton (BB6), Duncan Goodhew, Sandi Toksvig, Mark Almond and many others.

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40: The Communications Officer

Posted by Jonti Bloom on July 17, 2007

Introducing Ian, the Alistair Campbell of the Jones campaign.

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Companionship

Posted by Dawn Jones on July 10, 2007

companionship

A knowing nod
A shared smile
A comfortable silence that lasts quite a while
And honesty
You can never relax with a thief.

Love & Light

Dawn x

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30: Bruzzer from Anuzzer Muzzer

Posted by Jonti Bloom on July 7, 2007

It was like a scene from the 1969 film, Women in Love. Needless to say, I kept the camera running.

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6: Who’s My Daddy?

Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 17, 2007


I’m not sure he’s firing on all cylinders. There’s a light on but there’s no-one at home – unless they’re hiding in the basement.

Nice enough bloke though. What do you think?

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3: Jar full of Memories

Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 16, 2007


Looks like Dawn’s heading to Europe with or without Ian, and jeez, is she taking a lot of bras or what?! She must be hiding udders. Anyone would think she’s a cow! (She’s not a cow – either in the figurative or literal sense).

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2: Ian!

Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 15, 2007


And then Dawn said she wanted to meet sibling #1, a fella called Ian. Don’t know how they are going to recognise each other. Dawn seems to think she will know. Female intuition she calls it.

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1: Where is my family?

Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 15, 2007

‘The 27 siblings I never knew I had’ was the headline that miraculously landed on my desk. A couple of phone calls later and Jonti Bloom’s bagged himself another all-expenses paid trip in the name of light entertainment.
Bonza!

I wasn’t quite sure what was happening but Dawn took me to this place where she received the big news…….

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