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Bloom & Gloom

Posted by Ian Jones on August 13, 2007

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Jonti’s gone and it seems a bit quiet.

That day when he put the camera down was good fun, and he only sneered twice. I think his job was quite hard, with all the heavy lifting and the pointing and the ensuring Truth.

He never paid me the 4 Euros he owed me from when he bet my tin wouldn’t have stuff in but it did.

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53: ‘King Prawn of Alicante’

Posted by Jonti Bloom on July 30, 2007

When I first started out as a documentary film maker I made a list of things I would never do even for a great story:
1. Put the lives of my immediate family in danger
2. The human trafficking of children
3. Have sex with a woman who marks less than 4/10
4. Black up in inner city areas
5. Sleep rough
6. Eat directly from a tin.
Looks like I’m going to have to revise the last two.

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52: Safe as Houses

Posted by Jonti Bloom on July 29, 2007

Can someone remind me what happened to the documentary film maker at the end of
Natural Born Killers?

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