Where are the Joneses?

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The Joneses have left the building…

Posted by The Joneses on September 14, 2007

Well, the search is on hold for now. At least until either a) Michael is located or b) we can recruit someone else to help (any offers gratefully received).

Dawn and Ian have asked me to state that they are unavailable for comment…no news of Cherry….

Posted in Dawn, Ian | 7 Comments »

92: Mr Jones

Posted by The Joneses on September 7, 2007

Apologies. Michael J Knight has not submitted a blog today. Details to follow.

Music by Whiteroom.

Posted in asthma, capture, chase, Cherry, Dawn, death, father, Ian, Joneses, Lodojo, run, running, Tina, who's the daddy | 12 Comments »

Full stop

Posted by Dawn Jones on September 7, 2007

Call the executioner,
My head’s on a stump.
But they’ll be no fight,
No intention of flight,
I’ll accept my fate with good humour.

I refuse to be the last party guest
Who having laughed, sang and danced
Doesn’t know that it’s best
To go.

I’m not one to outstay my welcome.

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Critical Viewing

Posted by Dawn Jones on September 6, 2007

I was five when my mum first took me to Cov Odeon. I remember thinking “I’ll never top that”. And I never did.

Love & Light,

Dawn x

Picture by markhillary_Odeon cinema Muswell Hill

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Posted by Dawn Jones on September 5, 2007

To be honest i’ve been fretting over conversing with high-brow arty types but I’have hit upon a plan – I’ll simply remain mute.

I’ll probably be accepted as enigmatic but if questionned, I’ll explain it away as a political protest.

Love & light

Dawn X

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89: Back to Blighty

Posted by michaeljk on September 4, 2007

Back to Blighty. I return to England with mixed emotions.

For one, there are still siblings to meet in other countries; interesting characters, that for now, may not feature in my documentary.

On the other hand, I’ll be able to nip into Waitrose for my favourite Potato salad.

Michael J Knight

Posted in british soil, broke in, car, circle, Dawn, ferry, film-maker, finder, horn, hug, Ian, Jack, Jones, Joneses, kiss, list, Michael j knight, Michael Knight, michaeljknight, Nibbs, nickers, parties, provocative, sexy, short season, sleep, text, Tino, Video | 8 Comments »

Big bad brother

Posted by Ian Jones on September 3, 2007

I love Ian – goodness knows I do – but my word, he conceals razor sharp
tongue in that docile looking head.

His calm features do nothing to suggest the savage cruelty that he’s capable of. He’s like a human sea.

Love & Light

Dawn x

picture by Laenulfean_wolves

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87: We drove all night

Posted by michaeljk on September 2, 2007

Cherry Ledojo, the man in the windmill and a late night dash to Holland – this is exciting.

Although I didn’t get any dinner and I don’t think those wiener’s and Pelvus sauce agree with me.

Michael J Knight

Posted in black eye, bond, car, Cherry, Dawn, dead, dolphin, drove, Ian, jealous, Jones, Joneses, Michael j knight, Michael Knight, michaeljknight, night, prison, sister, thickest, toward, Video, worried | 5 Comments »

It’s a kind of magic.

Posted by Dawn Jones on September 1, 2007

Waiting for Dawn & Ian

Many people ask me what my brother Wim is really like – I tell them this: He’s a magician. Not in a rabbit-in-a-hat/dove-down-your-trousers way – in that he makes the mundane magical.

This morning he noticed I was bilious and handed me milk of magnesia – not in a glass but an ornate fez.

Love & Light,

Dawn x

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85: Taste test

Posted by michaeljk on August 31, 2007

A celebrity sibling, well at least in Germany. I still can’t work out if that’s a wink or a tick.

Michael J Knight

Posted in beef, Dawn, dead, father, Ian, Jones, Joneses, lemon, Michael j knight, Michael Knight, michaeljknight, mother, Pelvus, sauce, seed, slogan, taste, test, Video, Wim, Wim pelvus | 1 Comment »

Private Pelvus

Posted by Dawn Jones on August 31, 2007

Wim Pelvus

Just got back from Wim’s. He didn’t want the camera there as he explained that (being a famous face) he’s fiercely protective of his privacy.

He doesn’t need everyone knowing he’s got 14 bathrooms in his house, none of which have a toilet.

It’s no-one’s business that he has a separate wing for Suggs memorabilia. And as for who he lives with – let’s just say I know what Yazz is up to nowadays.

Love & Light

Dawn x

Posted in bathroom, Dawn, fiercely, memorabilia, Pelvus, privacy, protective, Suggs, swing, toilet, Wim, Yazz | 3 Comments »

84b: Is that him?

Posted by michaeljk on August 30, 2007

I’m never sure if an isolated car park is the ideal place to meet a stranger.

Michael J Knight

Posted in book, cell phone, company, Dawn, Dawn Siobhan, ford mondeo, hold me, Ian, Jones, Joneses, secratary, spoon, teacher girl, Video | 4 Comments »

I Sauce Sense

Posted by Dawn Jones on August 30, 2007

I love sauce. Ask anyone. Last time I did a big shop, I bought pickle. I knew then that condiments would play a key role in my life. I love being proved right.

Love & Light,

Dawn x

Posted in big shop, condimants, Dawn, Ian, Jones, Joneses, key role, pickle, proved, right, sauce | 2 Comments »

White Dwarf Star

Posted by Ian Jones on August 30, 2007


I’m not sure I could handle being famous, with my face up everywhere and everybody pouring sauce out of it.

At best, I might be able to handle renown, like if I got a role-playing supplement published. Fingers crossed.

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84a: Sourcing Wim

Posted by michaeljk on August 30, 2007

If Ian hadn’t have bought those trousers where would we be?

A kind twist of fate – yes, but I’m not sitting next to him in the car if those trousers retain their charge.

Michael J Knight

Posted in answer phone, brother, car, Dawn, Germany, happy, helpline, Ian, impersonal, Jones, Joneses, Michael j knight, Michael Knight, michaeljknight, purple, recklessly, symmetrical, television, trousers, tv, Video | 2 Comments »