Where are the Joneses?

The Joneses have left the building…

Posted by The Joneses on September 14, 2007

Well, the search is on hold for now. At least until either a) Michael is located or b) we can recruit someone else to help (any offers gratefully received).

Dawn and Ian have asked me to state that they are unavailable for comment…no news of Cherry….

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Missing in action

Posted by The Joneses on September 7, 2007

Michael J Knight is missing. Any information regarding his whereabouts should be posted in the forum.

Many thanks.

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92: Mr Jones

Posted by The Joneses on September 7, 2007

Apologies. Michael J Knight has not submitted a blog today. Details to follow.

Music by Whiteroom.

Posted in asthma, capture, chase, Cherry, Dawn, death, father, Ian, Joneses, Lodojo, run, running, Tina, who's the daddy | 12 Comments »

Bad Smell

Posted by Ian Jones on September 7, 2007


That term I spent at college in Sussex I bought joss sticks from a shop called Spiritual Moon cos my room reeked.

The girl in the shop was quite interesting about comparative religion and we became friendly and went for drinks sometimes and she played an illuminated Danfive Xeron acolyte with a double-ended warhammer. Her name was Cherry Ledojo and things went wrong.

I wish I’d just opened a window instead.

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Full stop

Posted by Dawn Jones on September 7, 2007

Call the executioner,
My head’s on a stump.
But they’ll be no fight,
No intention of flight,
I’ll accept my fate with good humour.

I refuse to be the last party guest
Who having laughed, sang and danced
Doesn’t know that it’s best
To go.

I’m not one to outstay my welcome.

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91: Road movie

Posted by The Joneses on September 6, 2007

Art house cinema – it takes me back. As a student I created a film entitled ‘Societies Rejects’ – it was a 7 hour continuous shot from the bottom of a rubbish bin as it filled up.

Unfortunately the first thing to be dropped in was a large cup of coke. It broke the record mechanism so most of the film was just black. Commercialism destroys art yet again.

Michael J Knight

Music by Whiteroom.

Posted in 101, 27 times, Bruce Jones, dog, drean, dress, good bye, important, Joneses, kids, Michael j knight, Michael Knight, michaeljknight, premiere, red carpet, Ruth Jones, Tina, Video | 14 Comments »

Critical Viewing

Posted by Dawn Jones on September 6, 2007

I was five when my mum first took me to Cov Odeon. I remember thinking “I’ll never top that”. And I never did.

Love & Light,

Dawn x

Picture by markhillary_Odeon cinema Muswell Hill

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Movie Pitch

Posted by Ian Jones on September 6, 2007

I’m wondering if Tina’s ‘The Road to Me’ will be sort of like Mad Max or more like Driving Miss Daisy. Maybe a bit of both.

Actually, that’s a good idea. A film about the post-apocalyptic chauffeur of a thousand-year-old woman who is the only person who can remember how things were before a disastrous event.

He has to protect her precious knowledge at all costs from massive gangs of robots, zombies and mutants.

That’s brilliant.

Posted in Chauffeur, disastrous, Driving Miss Daisy, gangs, Ian, Jones, Joneses, knowledge, Mad Max, movie, mutants, pitch, post-apocalyptic, precious, robot, zombies | 3 Comments »

90: Ruth and Bruce

Posted by michaeljk on September 5, 2007

Dreams are like buses, they all seem to come in twenty sevens…

Posted in 27, Bruce Jones, buses, Coronation street, dogsuit, dreams, Les Battersby, Little Britain, Myfanwy, Ruth Jones, seven, twenty | 5 Comments »


Posted by Dawn Jones on September 5, 2007

To be honest i’ve been fretting over conversing with high-brow arty types but I’have hit upon a plan – I’ll simply remain mute.

I’ll probably be accepted as enigmatic but if questionned, I’ll explain it away as a political protest.

Love & light

Dawn X

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Posted by Ian Jones on September 5, 2007

The M62 which throttles Manchester is the only Motorway in Britain that has exactly 27 junctions.

Dawn was driving at exactly 27mph around it to make a point, until I made the point that we were going to miss seeing Tina. She insisted I make the point 27 times in order for it to hit significance.

Picture by Daniel Hughes

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89: Back to Blighty

Posted by michaeljk on September 4, 2007

Back to Blighty. I return to England with mixed emotions.

For one, there are still siblings to meet in other countries; interesting characters, that for now, may not feature in my documentary.

On the other hand, I’ll be able to nip into Waitrose for my favourite Potato salad.

Michael J Knight

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The Motion of the Ocean

Posted by Dawn Jones on September 4, 2007

My mind’s as restless as the sea. Wave upon wave of fears and torment.

Trust me, you wouldn’t want a paddle.

Love & Light

Dawn x

picture by PhillipC_Cook Strait ferries from Owhiro Bay, Wellington 24 April 2005

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Last Crumbs

Posted by Ian Jones on September 4, 2007

My last meal on the continent was some Pelvus on that last bit of waffle from the water cooler.

No time for a pop stop.

picture by marklarson_Waffles on a plate

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88: The Windmills of her Mind

Posted by The Joneses on September 3, 2007

I’m not sure whose side to take on this argument. Neither I suppose.

A documentary film maker should always remain objective.

Maybe the windmill will have a calming influence.

Michael J Knight

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