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Logg Goodbye
Posted by Ian Jones on July 4, 2007
I drank a lot of different alcohols last night and I think I am still drunk, because I still feel focussed and perceptive. For example, I always thought people who owned more than one pair of shoes were either vain or indecisive, but I now see the value of a second pair: back-up.
Roger Logg has my clogs, and I regret binning my long brown canoes in Amsterdam.
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A Proper Princess
Posted by Dawn Jones on June 29, 2007
For once I thought about myself and had a massage. So sue me. Top Amsterdam beautician Tamara made me feel like a million dollars. I went into that shop with the weight of the world on my shoulders but left feeling like a proper princess (the sort that doesn’t mind getting her hands dirty with charity work / poverty).
Love & Light
Dawn x
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The Vegetable Auction Museum
Posted by Ian Jones on June 27, 2007
I’ve been to every museum in Amsterdam and environs and at least three of them were brilliant, even though I only got to go in one. In order of preference I would put them at:
3. Energetica. Through the window I could see bits of giant machines and an antique radio. A good start for a museum.
2. Museum of Our Lord in the Attic. Not sure which Lord they’ve got up there, but am assuming it’s one of the less omnipresent ones. Thoth would be good. Or Hanuman.
1. Vegetable Auction Museum at Broeker Veiling. I’ve read a lot of speculative fiction, but nothing could prepare me for this. Remarkable.
Also, Mr Van Loon of the Houseboat Museum was very kind. Is he related to the Van Loons of the Museum Van Loon? I’m assuming a schism.
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18: Sniffing About
Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 26, 2007
Jonti Bloom is beating new paths in quality entertainment. Today I’m following some bloke and his sister as they wander around Amsterdam in search of a girl whom both of them know isn’t even in the country.
I’ll dust off my dinner jacket for award season, I don’t think!
Posted in 0018_film, Amsterdam, brother, brothers, cheese, Cherry, Dawn, Family, flush, gouda, Holland, Ian, Jones, Joneses, museum, Rembrandt, sisters, sniffing, sunburn, toilet, toothpast, Video | 3 Comments »
17: Anything in common?
Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 25, 2007
I have somehow managed to blag a meeting with a Dutch light entertainment powerhouse.
When I phoned them the other day the receptionist told me that their creative director Kip De Groot would be ‘thrilled’ to meet me and listen to my ideas. I’ve got an inkling she misheard my name, but either way, Jonti Bloom has a foot in the door.
Small problem, my meeting’s tomorrow afternoon and ideas are a bit thin on the ground.
So far all I’ve go is a vague notion about celebrities and their pets swapping places, inspired by a dream I had in which I found Gerry Halliwell squatting in a garden. Does anyone have a suggestions please?
Posted in 0017_film, Amsterdam, brother, characteristics, common points, Dawn, Dutch, french fries, Holland, Ian, Jones, Joneses, physical, restaurant, similarities, sister, Video | 2 Comments »
16: The Ian’s New clothes
Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 24, 2007
Ian spent a lot of our time in the flea market looking for the fleas. I could have told him that that would have compromised my integrity as a documentary film-maker.
Posted in 0016_film, Amsterdam, clothes, Dawn, fleas, fleas market, Holland, Ian, ice cream, Jones, Joneses, stain, Video | 1 Comment »
2unlimited
Posted by The Joneses on June 23, 2007
Were 2Unlimited from Holland as well as Rembrandt? They always seem friendly, even when they were saying there were no limits, which I found a frightening prospect. There are limits, and they’re for our sake.
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15: Van Gogh’s Cherry
Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 23, 2007
Let it be known that this documentary will not be going anywhere near the red light district of Amsterdam. The reason for this is complex, well, it’s not actually. It’s fairly simple. I was the director of a hidden camera show in 2002 “shag and shoot” which involved British celebrities visiting prostitutes and running off without paying. Suffice to say that Jonti Bloom is persona non grata in the area and will be camera operating with his hood up.
Posted in 0015_film, 27 siblings, Amsterdam, Cherry, Dawn, Holland, Ian, Jones, Joneses, lie, museum, Rembrandt, sister, sisters, Van Gogh, Video | 2 Comments »